Tình cờ nhặt được cái này. UC Davis được đánh giá là nhà quê nhất trong hệ thống University of California. Mà đúng là nhà quê thật đấy! Nhưng mình thích cuộc sống yên tĩnh như thế này. Ở thành phố lớn đông người phức tạp chứ có gì mà hay.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb ?
76. One to change it, 50 to protest the bulb's right not to be changed, and 25 to hold the counter-protest.
How many UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One - she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many UCSF students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three - One to change it and two to crack under the pressure.
(UC San Francisco is a highly-rated medical school with about 67% dropout rate).
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
21 - one to change it and 20 to share the experience.
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to mix the margaritas, and the other to call the electrician.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
None - Davis doesn't have electricity yet.
(Davis used to be the Berkeley Agricultural Extension until the 1920's; and yes, the dorms are next to the cow barn.)
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
(UC Santa Barbara (UCSB) is known as University of Chicks, Smokes, and Beer.)
How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a light bulb?
Riverside looks better in the dark.
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
Irvine looks even better than Riverside in the dark.
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